Sunday, January 10, 2016

Greece Police Warn Community After Home Invasion

SCATS ~~ Apparently, it was a RANDOM ACT of VIOLENCE

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Isn't this SPECIAL!
Greece cops are now telling us to assume a French posture so nasty men of ill intent don't slip into our Assessment Targets and hurt our ability to pay taxes.

Created: 01/09/2016 5:26 PM

Greece police are offering safety tips following a home invasion that happened earlier this week.

Police say two men forced their way into a home on Squareview Lane Tuesday night and hit the homeowner on the head.

Police have not yet determined a motive but want to remind you to pay attention to your surroundings as you enter your home.

If anything seems suspicious, call 911 and go to a neighbor’s house or public area. When you're home, they ask you to keep your doors locked and never open the door for a stranger.

Now I gotta hope the neighbor lets me in as I pound on his door instead of shooting me if the cops don't shoot me.
I'm buying my own damn gun!
1/09/2016 8:18 PM

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Nothing to worry about folks, just keep moving.

Grease Central Sports District will only route buses carrying visiting urban gangstas through certain selected neighborhoods known to have high densities of bank owned foreclosed houses awaiting copper removal so the little darlings can punch the GPS coordinates into their phones. If you live next to a designated copper mining site please install a GCSD approved sign on your door indicating the house is not bank owned.

Grease Sports District will even encourage bused in Future Athletes to properly mark houses that have been stripped of copper to minimize any work the children may be exposed to. Plans are in place to conduct Copper Removal classes so these children will know how to turn off the water before removing the pipes. Our Bored Fireman is putting the class together in his bombproof bunker right now.