Wednesday, November 25, 2015

BOE Suffers Suicide Bomber Paranoia


McCabe Fears Suicide Bomber On Vote Day

Convinces BOE To Move Vote Off District Property


  • Cites his 1000+ hours of terrorist training;
  • Has "seen videos" showing what a vest filled with glass marbles can do.
  • BOE member Joe Grinnan worries that an intruder with "a suicide belt" could take advantage of open buildings during vote day.
  • Five or six locations sought.
  • No fear of attack during school home-comings, sports events, musicals, adult education classes, etc.


10 comments:

Anonymous said...

1, Did Golell donate to School Board campaigns?
2, how many empty stores does Golell have available for rent since Town Court moved?
3, Did anyone check the intelligence of the present Board Members?
4, The statistics say there is a greater possibility of being attacked by your living room furniture than by a terrorist.
5, NinComPoop Central needs to view videos of children being attacked by falling TV sets. TV kills!
6, the marbles in suicide belts came from GCSD Board members heads, because GCSD has clearly lost its marbles.

Anonymous said...

The only vest that I worry about is the one that goes with the cheap suit McCabe wears and the marbles are in his mouth those being from the loose ones in his head. 1000+ hrs of WMD training give me a break. You did not learn much. He is qualified to say "yup they blew up that building will ya look at that". This guy is a total tool along with the rest of the hero halo warriors. Just be quiet smile that short bus smile and go away. That is all, thank you very much.

Anonymous said...

As my public service announcement, I offer the following tongue in cheek and yet very brutal assessment with an implied warning to all school staff;

If you wanna walk into any school unchallenged, try the back door! To find that easy access point, one just needs to park in any school lot, wait and watch for a teacher to prop a door open. Cause you just know their damn contract protects them from charges of incompetence or unprofessionalism and having to follow any District policy - even if it means they put the safety of students and coworkers at risk for any loss of their convenience!!!

Better yet, what would make any easier access than throwing a garbage can or unanchored bench through a window (Oops is this Gates) - and everyone knows schools gotta have plenty of windows and outdoor trash receptacles and other entry tools provided.

Or windows left open in an unoccupied room with the virtual impenetrability of cheap screens as the only deterrent.

PE teachers, custodians, delivery contractors, and tech teachers beware!

THE SOLUTION IS:
1) NO NON STAFF ADULTS ARE ALLOWED ON SCHOOL PROPERTY AT ANY TIME THAT STUDENTS ARE IN CLASSES
2) SCHOOLS ARE NO LONGER PERCIEVED OR RUN AS PUBLIC FACILITIES
3) AT LEAST 3 STAFF MEMBERS ARE ARMED AND TRAINED TO KILL
4) THE DISTRICT IS IN CHARGE - THAT MEANS NO ONE ELSE IS - GET IT PARENTS!!!

I'm sure there are more but its been a long day - G'Night

Anonymous said...

Attn Firefighter McDunce.
1000 hours equates to 25 40 hour weeks of training.

Did it really take you 25 weeks to read a couple manuals and watch a video that wasn't porn?
If it did, you have just explained why GCSD standards have gone down the dumper.

Please lay down next to the big white truck and use your head for a wheel block.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if the McDunce on Greece Skrewel Bored is related to the McDunce who is a Principal in Spencerport?

SCATS said...

To 8:32PM ~~ A principal in Spencerport??? Hmmm ... INTERESTING!! Gee, to think the Greece BOE's newest member teaches in Spencerport, too! And McDunce's wifey is/was teaching in Greece! Without nepotism and inside connections, this town would be the huge NOTHING it really is!

Anonymous said...

"Principal Sean McCabe" = Sum Teeng Stlange going on as they say in Chinee Language.

SCATS said...

NOTE: Some idiot wrote in to say that the person in Spencerport is a different Sean McCabe. We won't post that comment since the idiot who wrote it called the rest of us idiots :)

Anonymous said...

We be ID 10 ts, not Idiots.

We gots gooder grammyr den Spencerportians.

Is the County big enough for 2 Sean Mc Cabes?

Have they been DNA tested for relationship?

Do people named Sean McCabe have similar brain power?

Are the McCabes related to the McMeChiefs?

SCATS said...

Lately, we've received so many comments editorializing about BLOG Administrators & how they do their work! We do NOT post such drivel, so save yourself the effort.