Wednesday, July 08, 2015

Slide the City Waiver Is A Serious Warning

"The risk of injury, illness, disability and/or death from the activities involved in the Event is significant ... "

"I KNOWINGLY AND FREELY ASSUME AND ACCEPT ALL SUCH RISKS, BOTH KNOWN AND UNKNOWN, and assume full responsibility and all risks of all nature for my participation in the Event ..."

"I, for myself and on behalf of my heirs, assigns, personal representatives and/or next of kin, forever WAIVE, RELEASE, DISCHARGE and COVENANT NOT TO SUE Slide the City, LLC and their officers, directors, members, managers, representatives, officials, principals, owners, licensees, franchisees, agents and/or employees, subsidiaries and/or assigns, as well as their independent contractors, sponsoring agencies, sponsors, advertisers, volunteers and if applicable, owners and lessors of the premises used to conduct the Event ..."


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Anonymous said...

Absolutely perfect.
Only an idiot would stand in line and pay money to slide down that contraption.
Fortunately Babsie & company provided multiple idiots.

Waiver, how many Injury Lawyers will be at the slide passing their cards out?

If this deal was a potential money maker Bill Grace would have it at G&T TAX FREE Sport Park raking in coin, just like he does with the paint ball BUSINESS. Why hasn't the Greece Assessor addressed Bill Grace's businesses like the Assessor did with Barnard Exempts?

SCATS said...

To 1:44PM ~~ I've decided I'm going to go and get there early, just in case Big Bill christens the slide by going down in his speedo first lol

Anonymous said...

Gee, I wonder if Rainbow will come with Bill?

If Rainbow comes he can go first and safety check the slide for Bill.

Then it will be out of service for cleaning for at least 2 hours.

Couldn't we just put dance wax on Paddie Hill and use 3 roads as slides? Beginner, Intermediate and Advanced come to mind. I'd pay a whole dollar to watch Bill slip down Paddie Hill.

Anonymous said...

If Big Bill can't make it to christen the slide, BethAnn says me and Ranger can go do it, but we gotta wear jeans, not speedos. BethAnn swears by the Crisco ever since Loretta Lynn went to advertising it being good for everything. She figures she can slather up our jeans with the buttery flavor Crisco and protect the family gene pool from potential damage.

Just the thought of BethAnn slathering my jeans with buttery Crisco gets my juices flowing. Hot damn, maybe I can sweet talk the little woman into a little ride in the car later tonight. I do, there just might be a kid named Festiva headed for Greece Central in 5 years.

SCATS said...

To 3:32PM ~~ OMG!!! LMAO

Anonymous said...

And did you know Auggie has a part time gig at, now don't wet your pants, Bartolomeo & Perotto Funeral Home? He is greeting people.

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine Dave Garretson going down the slide. He would keep falling off to the left! Has he run the Democrat party DRY of funds yet?

SCATS said...

To 2:08PM ~~ Ask him!

Anonymous said...

I can easily imagine Dave working as a funeral home greeter, he has the look of dead duck about him. How many little blue lapel pins does he have in his collection saying Candidate for whatever office is open? Dave's good at passing out cards too.

Auggiedog greeting at Bartolomeo & Perotto Funeral Home, perfect. He's a hand shakin sumbich beyond compare. He can even meet new women coming to funerals and try getting lucky with them.

Anonymous said...

Well, that slatherin idea went to hell on me the other night when BethAnn decided to bring her sister Moana along on the slip & slide scouting mission. I was real confused what them girls had in mind when they hopped in the Festiva, I sure heard of that threesome thing, but shoot, 2s company, 3s a crowd in that Festiva, and truth tell, I got no dang idea who does what to who in the 3 business.

Course I was goin with the program as the kids say, and when them girls said drive on up to Long Pond where it crosses the canal, I put the hammer down to see what they had in mind. False alarm! Moana, she's the one who is good with the math cyphering has me pull up to the bridge rail and she drops a basketball she's got duct taped to the end of her husband's long tape measure. Then we roll down the hill with her watching the odometer so she knows how long that bridge road is. Moana's writing all the numbers down on her pad of paper. Then the girls want me to drive back to the top, get the Festiva rolling, pop it in Mexican overdrive and see if we can roll all the way down to Straub road. Got screwed by the red light there at the hospital.

Gotta tell ya, I was real sure Greece Central would not see Festiva entering their system in 2020 when we went over to Elmgrove for more measuring.

By the way, if you're ever going to have a car fire, don't do it up on one of them Canal bridges. Ain't a dang fire hydrant on any of them.

I ain't sure what BethAnn and Moana got in mind, but I will tell you I ain't playing test pilot sliding my butt down from any of them canal bridges. Dang festiva hit 47 miles per hour coming past that coffee place there at Ridgeway. and even with a 2 can slather of Crisco, I don't care how much water youre sliding on, that's flamin ass speed.

Anonymous said...

sounds like fun to me. I can't wait. I have feeling that some of you might not fit in the slide. Lol As for Auggie , he'd have a better chance of picking up chicks at Red Neck picnic. He's in the wrong place, Even the departed would take a pass.

SCATS said...

To 10:34AM ~~ Please don't be mean to Big Bill. He'll slide if he wants to ...

Anonymous said...

Lard I sure do hope and pray if SuperBill slides his speedo stays on.
Imagine the damage it could do to children's minds if Bill came out the bottom nekid. Greece Central could need to move that HomerSexuality training down to 5th grade level. and Babs ain't here to approve it.

Oh the humanity. SuperBill and Rainbow sliding along intertwined in an embrace gone wrong.
Somebody best spray them two down with that Slick 50 so they don't hang up.