Thursday, July 09, 2015

Makes A Lot Of Sense ...



THE NEW ADT ... 
I have stopped my home alarm service.

I've dropped out of Neighborhood Watch.


I've put up a Pakistani flag in one corner of the front yard and an Iraqi flag in the other corner.

In the center of the front yard, I've raised the black flag of ISIS.

I'm being watched 24/7 by the local police, the sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Secret Service and Homeland Security.
 
I have NEVER felt safer...and...

I'm saving $69.95 each month!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

thats BS and we all know it.if you did something as stupid, your biggest threat would come fro your neighbors. We would hope.

SCATS said...

To 10:24AM ~~ You are suggesting the neighbors do what exactly?? It's a free country still. None of this breaks any law.

Anonymous said...

I got pretty much the same result running the Stars & Bars up the flag pole every morning before I head off to work.
Anybody stops by to annoy BethAnn just asks if she can help them. She usually has her double barrel 12 in her hand when she goes to the door. Tell you what, we get about 24 passes by the house now from them Greece Police cars. Couple of them slow down and salute as they pass too.

It's a blessin being from the good part of the country.

The difference between the U.S. Supreme Court and the Ku Klux Klan is that the members of the Supreme Court dress in black robes and scare white people.

Anonymous said...

C mon SCATs wouldyou likes those flags flying in your neighbors yard.i think not. By the way, a friend of mine owns replica of the Dukes of Hazard 69 Charger. Yesterday afternoon, he took the flag decal off the roof of the car and burned it all so not breaking laws as be burned in his fire pit.

SCATS said...

To 11:43AM ~~ Fire pit?? Did he get a permit to build that? Is it a MIN. of 25 ft. from ALL structures? Does the smoke drift & annoy any neighbors? If so, that fire pit is not in compliance ;)

Anonymous said...

I checked with him and he said he is in compliance as are his next door neighbor and another up the road.

SCATS said...

To 6:39AM ~~ LMAO @ checking compliance by asking the person who thumbs their nose at the laws!

Anonymous said...

SCATs this 11:43 I'm still waiting for you to respond to my remark contained in my first sentence . Instead you cleverly deflected that with your fire pit BS. NICE TRY

SCATS said...

To 2:19PM ~~ Your first sentence: "C mon SCATs wouldyou likes those flags flying in your neighbors yard."

Depends on which neighbors. If it is the older Italian family who have lived there forever, I'm good with it. If it's the crazies with the middle-of-the-night hot tub parties for their teens, probably not so much. How you live influences the "statements" you make ;)