Wednesday, June 10, 2015

U.S. Newspapers

1.        The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 

2.       The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3.       The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country, and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
4.       USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times.

5.       The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could find the time and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.

6.       The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a poor job of it.

7.       The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.

8.       The New York Post is read by people who don't care who is running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9.       The Chicago Tribune is read by people that are in prison and used to run the state, & would like to do so again, as would their constituents who are currently free on bail.

10.    The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.

11.     The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure if there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are gay, handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided, of course, that they are not Republicans.

12.    The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.

13.    The Seattle Times is read by people who have recently caught a fish and need something to wrap it in.


Charlie Hubbard said...

Newspapers and most of the MSM have a terrible credibility problem. When they demonstrated 'honesty' doesn't matter via their unconditional support of the biggest 'liar' we have ever had in the Whitehouse they demonstrated a will to officially enter the cesspool of liberalism. Respect and honor of country has been thrown in the trash by the MSM but then again - 'at this point what difference does it make'.

Anonymous said...

14. SCATs Blog with some exceptions is read by those who hate everything about Greece in general or those who are glad they live elsewhere.

Anonymous said...

Scars something going on at the schools:

Anonymous said...

That's funny,

What's up with the lockdown today? I saw it on the breaking news, but didn't get a robo call. I'm thankful the media posts it, but as a GCSD Parent, shouldn't I get a call?

SCATS said...

To 10:05AM ~~ Tell that to the approx. 1.5 MILLION VISITORS in the thast 5 years! Pure conjecture on YOUR part ;)

To 10:36AM ~~ Future posts with your obvious "typo" will NOT see the light of day, capisce?

To 10:54AM ~~ And reveal that things are less than wonderful inside the hallowed halls of GCSD?? HA! The right hand has no idea where the left hand is ... let alone what it's doing!

Anonymous said...

SCATS: 10:36 here. My humblest apologies.. No disrespect meant, but I had a good laugh at myself for attempting to post without my "good" glasses. Again very sorry,. ..

SCATS said...

To 6:04PM ~~ There is a person who constantly makes that "error" ... thus my remark.

Joe M. ~~ You can stop your feeble attempts to post anonymously here. Your comments stand out like a sore thumb - hate-filled!

Anonymous said...

To Mr Charlie you have a case of amnesia. The biggest liar to ever occupy the a White House was GWB. His lies caused a war that killed 4500Americanmen and women an destroyed the lives of thousands more and resulted in the mess that exists in that area today. Your comments are the height of hipocracy .

SCATS said...

To 10:02AM ~~ Let's face it. The WH role model for lying was Slick Willy & his side kick, HillBillary - "I WANNA BE PREZ.".

"I did NOT have sex with that woman!!"

"It depends on what the meaning of "is" is."

"It's the vast right-wing conspiracy!"