Sunday, January 25, 2015

GPD To School Residents On Crime



 

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

So much for the fantasy about Mayberry.

Anonymous said...

will Auberger be there he has a lot of experience with crime

Anonymous said...

I've heard the reference to Mayberry many times. It refers to how the officer greets the resident and gets to know the people on the beat. Nothing more nothing less. ----Floyd the Barber.

Anonymous said...

To minimize damage to your dwelling unit and vehicle while you attend the GPD dungspew session, MeChief recommends you leave both dwelling and vehicle keys under the driver side wiper blade of the parked vehicle and have the gas tank full.

That way the officer responding to your burglary call can keep his time spent on your case to a minimum by telling you it's a civil matter.

Also please refrain from making suggestions based on what you saw on CSI on the TV you formerly owned or rented. GPD don't play that crap. GPD only exists to provide UNION jobs to highly qualified overpaid pastry munchers.

The Department already suffers a morale problem due to the cars with the Mr Coffee plug in the trunk not working out.

Thank you for cooperating with GPD. We will now leave for the pastry shop where we will fabricate the next press release on the Holiday Inn fire and attempt to look good.

On behalf of SuperBill and MeChief we thank you for your participation in today's entertainment. Remember, guns are dangerous, and sleeping naked on your floor next to your bed may get you shot. Stay safe folks.

SCATS said...

To 1:55PM ~~ According to whom??

Anonymous said...

1:55pm SKATS according to I've heard the supervisor mention this at the Northgate Neighborhood meeting.

SCATS said...

To 4:27PM ~~ I'm sorry, but I'm not accepting that Reilich has said this enough that it's become some well known slogan. Anyone who ever watched the show realizes that comparing any town to Mayberry goes far beyond any cop to citizen interaction! Greece hasn't been Mayberry-like for at least 30 years! Reilich must be really out-of-touch, geeze.

Anonymous said...

For thosae who won't be able to attend in person, this is one of the instructional videos that will be shown.
https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/a2gCFOtaZPo?rel=0

Unfortunately, MeChief wasn't sufficiently videogenic so they hired R Lee to fill in.

Anonymous said...

For those who want to protect themselves and their property...
Buy and practice with legal firearms, also known as self defense tools.
Take a few training classes... many are available in Rochester(Rochester Personal Defense, Krav Maga)
And watch this Video... Very explicit and explains how vulnerable you all really are!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JtQjhBo2P2k&x-yt-cl=84838260&x-yt-ts=1422327029

SCATS said...

Ah yes ... the 21 feet rule ...