Tuesday, July 09, 2013

!? WHY?!

 
 


 SCATS ~~ There's a million off-color jokes just waiting to be uttered! lol

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Remember he only likes married women.

Anonymous said...

Can Auberger get a chuddy?

Anonymous said...

Why encourage this immature use of your blog, Scats?

SCATS said...

To 6:12PM ~~ Did you have your sense of irony/humor removed? Laughter makes the world go round. I laughed as soon as I read this item prominently printed on the front page of the Town's rag ... with no explanation.

By the way, this BLOG is not for "mature audiences" ... LMAO :)

Anonymous said...

Auggie is quite the swordsman, he will be on the assisted living circuit scamming widows out of money in no time. Any truth about the little playboy and the head of constituent services?

SCATS said...

To 7:55PM ~~ Which "little playboy"??

Anonymous said...

Is it rusty?

Anonymous said...

Oh, I get it... you like "laughter/humor/sarcasm" on here... as long as it's aimed at someone you don't LIKE, huh?

SCATS said...

To 9:54PM ~~ He'll win no popularity contests on here, regardless my personal feelings.

Anonymous said...

The little playboy = Auggie. I've heard that one too.

Anonymous said...

Is he presenting her with his trom-BONE?

SCATS said...

To 7:35AM ~~ You just HAD TO GO THERE, right? lol Actually, it's his pappy's horn she will be tooting.

Anonymous said...

what would Freud say about that

Anonymous said...

7:35 And 11:54 4;57 Make an appointment!!

SCATS said...

To 10:25AM ~~ NO THANKS! I'll pass. You can have my slot lol

Anonymous said...


Actually, John was never a real bonefide ladies man until after his second term. It wasn't until Maggie got a leg lock on him that he thought he must have something . I reality, Round heeled Maggie would use her god given assets on anyone who could help her rise from the gutter to a position of power. After that and the demise of his marriage, well, why not take advantage of the prestigious position he held to impress the weak minds of woman who where susceptible to the excitement of a roll in the hay with a big shot.
Sadly, on 1-1-14, he will revert to his previous wall flower status and may have to resort to traversing the lyell Ave corridor Inorder to score. I almost feel sorry for the man as he enters the realm of obscurity.