Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Keep 'Em Busy!!



From my Facebook friends ... "WHO IS IT??"

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea and replied, "Oh, that's easy: you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen then pushed a button on her intercom and said, "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me." "Yes! very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his Vice President, the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and its not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He went to his advisers and asked every one, but none could give him an answer.

Finally, Biden ran in to Sarah Palin while eating out one night.
Biden asked, "Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and its not your brother or you sister. Who is it?"

Sarah Palin answered right back, "That's easy, its me!" Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then he went back to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. ------ Its Sarah Palin."

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No you idiot! Its Tony Blair!"




Anonymous said...

Any joke that uses the premise that Sarah Palin is intelligent just doesn't work. Obama/Biden 4 more years!

Anonymous said...

:-) Healthcare, women's rights, national security, fairness, steady economic recovery, SMART!!!... Pull your heads out of the sand!

Anonymous said...

Well,t the Stock Market investors sure gave the election winners a big vote of confidence! Down 300+ points at noon.
Guess they were hoping for some definition of where we are headed with regard to taxes, regulations, etc.

SCATS said...

To 12:50PM ~~ You noticed that too? Did you also notice that the entire process including all of the debates completely IGNORED what's going on in Europe & the impact of that on the US? So much for our "global economy."