Wednesday, October 20, 2010

ALL POINTS BULLETIN: BOE Member Runs Away From Home!

 
According to an eyewitness report, a certain Greece Board of Education member was spotted leaving their home around 9:30AM this morning donning a large backpack, toting a big wheeled suitcase behind and clutching a large bag of Cheerios while hauling tail down their street.

Suspicion is strong that this duly elected and sworn-in representative of the Greece school community is running away from home and the duties of the office they were supposed to tend to. If seen, contact Greece BOE President Frank Oberg immediately. Only he might be able to corral and lure said board member back into captivity.
  

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, give the board member a little slack. He/She is clearly on the way to catch a plane to go to a convention. You know the kind of trip that costs the taxpayers a bundle, gives the hard-working board member a well deserved mini-vacation in a great city, and provides sufficient cover should the bloom be off the rose on the home-front.
Oh, I fogot about all the mind-expanding seminars and workshops that will develop the skill set of said member.
Whoops...nothing taught at those events will ever see the light of day in Greece unless it serves to expand the outrageous curriculum choices that have created in our having one of the worst student test results in Monroe County. I guess this is where they get "paid-off" for buying the Dumb Math Program" books.
Oh, almost forgot the magnificent $100 a plate dinners that Christa buys the board at these events as a thank you for paying all the overcharges that keep pouring in. And not suing for bad work. Lots of shrimp and best wines available make for quite the evening.
So for heaven's sake, give our duly elected public servant a break!

SCATS said...

To 1:05PM ~~ Are you suggesting said BOE member was jogging all the way to the airport while toting their luggage???

Anonymous said...

Why didn't your "operative" follow said board member. Then we would know if there was a dark sedan parked around the corner!

SCATS said...

To 2:06PM ~~ Because my operative wants a pay raise ... and is threatening to form a union!