Wednesday, December 16, 2009

GCSD Supt: Delayed State Aid No Problem

 
GCSD has the funds to absorb the delayed $289,378 in aid out of $2.9 million total aid due.
"There isn't a lot of clarity in dealing with any of this, and we need that clarity. Right now, everything refers to this as a delay and if this continues to simply be a delay, we can manage our cash flow." ~~ Supt. Steve Achramovitch

STORY

SCATS ~~ Dear Santa ... please bring our Superintendent a crystal ball ... he really, really wants some "clarity" for Christmas ... his $200,000+ salary just isn't enough to get him off the fence. Oh and one more thing Santa. Could you PUH-LEEZE find him a new job somewhere far, far away from Greece NY? Our schoolchildren really need an educational break! Thank you Santa. Merry Christma-Kwanza-Kuh to you and Mrs. Claus :)
 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Clarity provided:

Colonoscopy



All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.


"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."



"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."





"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."


"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."


"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."


"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."



All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legsgot wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
.
The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work...

The ass hole is usually in charge

SCATS said...

To 10:14AM ~~ Thanks for the "reminder" ... :/