Wednesday, December 23, 2009

The 12 Days of Christmas (On Vince Tofany Blvd.)

 
On the first day of Christmas,
Auberger gave to me,
Investigator Joe Loszynski.

On the second day of Christmas,
Auberger gave to me,
Two convicted felons,
And investigator Joe Loszynski.

On the third day of Christmas,
Auberger gave to me,
Three cops a-shredding,
Two convicted felons,
And investigator Joe Loszynski.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
Auberger gave to me,
Four more indictments,
Three cops a-shredding,
Two convicted felons,
And investigator Joe Loszynski.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
Auberger gave to me,
Five plea deals!
Four more indictments,
Three cops a-shredding,
Two convicted felons,
And investigator Joe Loszynski.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
Auberger gave to me,
Six lawsuits pending,
Five plea deals!
Four more indictments,
Three cops a-shredding,
Two convicted felons,
And investigator Joe Loszynski.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
Auberger gave to me,
Seven spas "massaging,"
Six lawsuits pending,
Five plea deals!
Four more indictments,
Three cops a-shredding,
Two convicted felons,
And investigator Joe Loszynski.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
Auberger gave to me,
Eight pundits nagging,
Seven spas "massaging,"
Six lawsuits pending,
Five plea deals!
Four more indictments,
Three cops a-shredding,
Two convicted felons,
And investigator Joe Loszynski.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Auberger gave to me,
Nine headlines screaming,
Eight pundits nagging,
Seven spas "massaging,"
Six lawsuits pending,
Five plea deals!
Four more indictments,
Three cops a-shredding,
Two convicted felons,
And investigator Joe Loszynski.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
Auberger gave to me,
Ten cop cars cruising,
Nine headlines screaming,
Eight pundits nagging,
Seven spas "massaging,"
Six lawsuits pending,
Five plea deals!
Four more indictments,
Three cops a-shredding,
Two convicted felons,
And investigator Joe Loszynski.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Auberger gave to me,
Eleven closed door meetings,
Ten cop cars cruising,
Nine headlines screaming,
Eight pundits nagging,
Seven spas "massaging,"
Six lawsuits pending,
Five plea deals!
Four more indictments,
Three cops a-shredding,
Two convicted felons,
And investigator Joe Loszynski.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Auberger gave to me,
Twelve seniors voting,
Eleven closed door meetings,
Ten cop cars cruising,
Nine headlines screaming,
Eight pundits nagging,
Seven spas "massaging,"
Six lawsuits pending,
Five plea deals!
Four more indictments,
Three cops a-shredding,
Two convicted felons,
And investigator Joe Loszynski.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha!!!

Ho ho ho!!!

Merry Merry Merry!!!