Tuesday, December 22, 2009

The 12 Days of Christmas (in GCSD-land)

  
On the first day of Christmas
The school board gave to me,
A new "Super" on floor three ...

On the second day of Christmas
The school board gave to me,
Two more consultants,
And a new Super on floor three ...

On the third day of Christmas
The school board gave to me,
Three schools-of-choice!
Two more consultants,
And a new Super on floor three ...

On the fourth day of Christmas
The school board gave to me,
Four fields with lights!
Three schools-of-choice!
Two more consultants,
And a new Super on floor three ...

On the fifth day of Christmas
The school board gave to me,
Five more snow days!!
Four fields with lights!
Three schools-of-choice!
Two more consultants,
And a new Super on floor three ...

On the sixth day of Christmas
The school board gave to me,
Six props a-passing,
Five more snow days!!
Four fields with lights!
Three schools-of-choice!
Two more consultants,
And a new Super on floor three ...

On the seventh day of Christmas
The school board gave to me,
Seven schools a-swaying,
Six props a-passing,
Five more snow days!!
Four fields with lights!
Three schools-of-choice!
Two more consultants,
And a new Super on floor three ...

On the eighth day of Christmas
The school board gave to me,
Eight unions "yea"-ing,
Seven schools a-swaying,
Six props a-passing,
Five more snow days!!
Four fields with lights!
Three schools-of-choice!
Two more consultants,
And a new Super on floor three ...

On the ninth day of Christmas
The school board gave to me,
Nine teachers suing,
Eight unions "yea"-ing,
Seven schools a-swaying,
Six props a-passing,
Five more snow days!!
Four fields with lights!
Three schools-of-choice!
Two more consultants,
And a new Super on floor three ...

On the tenth day of Christmas
The Greece school board gave to me,
Ten computers whirring,
Nine teachers suing,
Eight unions "yea"-ing,
Seven schools a-swaying,
Six props a-passing,
Five more snow days!!
Four fields with lights!
Three schools-of-choice!
Two more consultants,
And a new Super on floor three ...

On the eleventh day of Christmas
The school board gave to me,
Eleven buses idling,
Ten computers whirring,
Nine teachers suing,
Eight unions "yea"-ing,
Seven schools a-swaying,
Six props a-passing,
Five more snow days!!
Four fields with lights!
Three schools-of-choice!
Two more consultants,
And a new Super on floor three ...

On the twelfth day of Christmas
The school board gave to me,
Twelve lawyers billing,
Eleven buses idling,
Ten computers whirring,
Nine teachers suing,
Eight unions "yea"-ing,
Seven schools a-swaying,
Six props a-passing,
Five more snow days!!
Four fields with lights!
Three schools-of-choice!
Two more consultants,
And a new Super on floor three ...

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Scats - This is PRICELESS!!!

Anonymous said...

Are there really nine teachers suing the GCSD?

SCATS said...

To 2:49PM ~~ Thank you :)

To 3:22PM ~~ Who knows? Usually, several have lawsuits filed for one reason or another. Things like that (the numbers) are discussed behind closed doors only ;)

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's 20 suing! Maybe 4 more while I'm typing this!

SCATS said...

To 5:38PM ~~ The more, the merrier?

Anonymous said...

OMG this was very funny SCATS! Priceless too LOL

Merry Christmas to you SCATS :)

Anonymous said...

SCATS, work your sources. I saw someone serving papers to several people at Athena yesterday.

Anonymous said...

To 5:38

You have no idea. This district has their head up their arse. When will it stop?

SCATS said...

To 7:42PM ~~ Are you sure it wasn't Santa going over his lists? Seeing who's been naughty and who's been nice?

Anonymous said...

Ohhh, from what my friend told me they (GCSD) have been very,very naughty;) ;)
Our tax payer dollars won't even cover it considering they just settled a similar case in Jan '09!

Anonymous said...

That's hilarious:)
Now even Santa has to give them notice of coal in their stockings.
Process serving elves.