Thursday, July 23, 2009

Auberger Presents “Little Guy, Big Guy” Storytime

Tonight -- Greece Public Library, 2 Vince Tofany Blvd., 6:30-7:30PM
Little guys, ages 5-9, may take their favorite big guy for a fun hour of stories, jokes and crafts, sponsored by the Friends of the Greece Public Library. To register, call 225-8951

SCATS ~~ I was going to go but then I found out it had nothing to do with the "stories" about how he runs Greece. Honestly, I couldn't fabricate anything fictional that would be as good as what we're going through this year.

By the way, I wonder who is responsible for this fire call: "Vince Tofany Boulevard, alarm system activated, twice, no fire" Did they catch the perpetrator? If not, why not? If so, what happened to him/her?

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Running government is serious business. That's why AUberger leaves it to his assistants and plays with the little ones

Anonymous said...

I bet there is more discussion than at a town board meeting

Anonymous said...

Scats; what possible benefit to our town comes with a posting like this?
You are "informing" the community about what?

Anonymous said...

Is that "Little Big Man"?

I wonder if I am him has read this to John?

Anonymous said...

To 9:06: The benefit of knowing he's got his OWN priorities.

SCATS said...

To 9:06PM ~~ Feel free to ask John himself. He loves to take credit for EVERYTHING the library or senior center does. I just thought I'd help him spread the word, you know, since he's so "serious" about his job ;)

SCATS said...

By the way, on the Town of Greece website under the heading of "This Week in Greece" it lists Supv Auberger Announces Little Guy Big Guy Storytime at Library under today's date :D

Anonymous said...

How dare you say our fine Town Supervisor fabricates stories! I am totally shocked at your SCATS. LOL

Anonymous said...

Oh Gawd, I hope it's not the porn version he's reading to the kiddies.

I can see Jackie now "I want you to meet my little friend"

Anonymous said...

Shallow - truly SHALLOW

Anonymous said...

John Auberger is a deep thinking man.

May I sell you a bridge in Brooklyn I own? It will be great for the Ren Square project.

Anonymous said...

Greece School's Vision Statement:
"Of course we suck, but but not as bad as the Police Department."

Greece PD's Vision Statement:
"Of course we suck, but not as bad as the town."

Greece Town's Vision Statement:
"You got it good, by comparison."

http://tinyurl.com/l2yvfv

Anonymous said...

Who's Jackie?
-C

Anonymous said...

Can I get a vision statement, too?
-A